|Tyra Banks:||So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
|Model:||Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
|Tyra Banks:||Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
What did u get on your whap test??
Idk I didn’t log in early enuff
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
I will sooner watch tommy wiseau direct, star write and take over the entire marvel cinematic universe before I will watch benedict cumberbatch’s left toe on screen for .02 seconds of any marvel film ever made
(Source: memeavoy, via toonzeldas)
The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.
You know, if you’re hip to all these things.