Chicken With Plums

Ask me anything   My name is Sawyer. I love Salvador Dali, Ai Weiwei, Hayao Miyazaki, abstract expressionism. Teenager, so, angst. American, from the deep south. Pro-gays.

Tyra Banks:So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
Model:Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
Tyra Banks:Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
— 2 months ago with 212971 notes

haemus:

I can’t believe 4chan hacked brazil

(via revolutionarygirlusagi)

— 2 months ago with 16031 notes
Anonymous asked: What did u get on your whap test??


Answer:

Idk I didn’t log in early enuff

— 2 months ago

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

(via epicdoggifs)

— 2 months ago with 203528 notes

bronybarnes:

I will sooner watch tommy wiseau direct, star write and take over the entire marvel cinematic universe before I will watch benedict cumberbatch’s left toe on screen for .02 seconds of any marvel film ever made

(Source: erikloser, via cybugs)

— 3 months ago with 159 notes

whitehouse:

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

— 3 months ago with 312406 notes